What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 15:06

Dr No
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
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Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…